Jonmichael Litman Tau Moy
You are my favorite 30-plus year-old-goy
Your bipolar party style
And Kerin-impersonated drunk dials
Have been a highlight of my weekends
meanwhile the plot of your life deepens
 
You decided to leave us in dear old shanghai
for the SF bay area - do tell, are you bi?
I know that the average Dragonfly masseuse
Isn't stroking only your caboose
But pray tell what's the issue?
I know it's not us, cause we all already miss you
 
Perhaps it's those early mornings
With clients whose neuroses are pretty damn boring
Or breakfast at city diner
I know it's shitty, you could have suggested something finer
Or maybe I'm getting way too deep
Is it because everytime we go out, you fall fast asleep?
 
Whatever the deal is
I guess it's your private biz
But for now what's the rush?
Enjoy this evening and sport your inner lush
You've been a great friend and I'll miss you JMX
I wish you a happy life full of mind-blowing sex.